Ho ho ho! Get ready for a sleigh-full of laughter with these 20 hilarious Christmas jokes perfect for kids of all ages. From Santa’s belly laughs to elf-tastic puns, these jokes will spread holiday cheer faster than Rudolph can fly!
- What do elves learn in school? 🧝 The elf-abet!
- How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas? 🐑 Fleece Navidad!
- What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney? 🎅 Claustrophobia!
- What kind of photos do elves take? 🧝 Elfies!
- Why was the snowman looking through the carrots? ☃️ He was picking his nose!
- What do you call a penguin in the Sahara desert? 🐧 Lost!
- Why does Santa go down the chimney? 🎅 Because it soots him!
- What do you call a dog who works for Santa? 🐶 Santa Paws!
- Why was Santa’s helper depressed? 🧝 He had low elf-esteem!
- What do you call a snowman party? ☃️ A snowball!
- Why did the ornament go to school? 🎄 To get brighter!
- What do you call a reindeer ghost? 🦌 Cari-boo!
- Why did the gingerbread man go to the doctor? 🎄 He was feeling a bit crummy!
- How do Christmas trees get on the internet? 🎄 They log on!
- What do elves do after school? 🧝 Their gnome work!
- What’s Santa’s favorite type of music? 🎅 Wrap!
- How does Good King Wenceslas like his pizza? 👑 Deep pan, crisp and even!
- What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? 🎄 Tinselitis!
- What did the stamp say to the Christmas card? 💌 Stick with me and we’ll go places!
- What athlete is warmest in winter? 🔥 A long jumper!
There you have it, 20 holly jolly jokes to keep you laughing all through the Christmas season! Remember, the best gift you can give is a smile, so share these jokes with your friends and family. Merry Christmas and happy laughing!
