Ho ho ho! Get ready for a sleigh-full of laughter with these 20 hilarious Christmas jokes perfect for kids of all ages. From Santa’s belly laughs to elf-tastic puns, these jokes will spread holiday cheer faster than Rudolph can fly!
- What do elves learn in school?
The elf-abet! - How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas?
Fleece Navidad! - What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
Claustrophobia! - What kind of photos do elves take? Elfies!
- Why was the snowman looking through the carrots?
He was picking his nose! - What do you call a penguin in the Sahara desert?
Lost! - Why does Santa go down the chimney? Because it soots him!
- What do you call a dog who works for Santa?
Santa Paws! - Why was Santa’s helper depressed? He had low elf-esteem!
- What do you call a snowman party? A snowball!
- Why did the ornament go to school?
To get brighter! - What do you call a reindeer ghost?
Cari-boo! - Why did the gingerbread man go to the doctor? He was feeling a bit crummy!
- How do Christmas trees get on the internet? They log on!
- What do elves do after school? Their gnome work!
- What’s Santa’s favorite type of music? Wrap!
- How does Good King Wenceslas like his pizza?
Deep pan, crisp and even! - What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinselitis!
- What did the stamp say to the Christmas card?
Stick with me and we’ll go places! - What athlete is warmest in winter?
A long jumper!
There you have it, 20 holly jolly jokes to keep you laughing all through the Christmas season! Remember, the best gift you can give is a smile, so share these jokes with your friends and family. Merry Christmas and happy laughing!
